From :" Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly "

Well, if the rumors are true, there's going to be a sequel to the popular O'Reilly Factor For Kids this spring. Bill O'Reilly and one of his favorite fellow culture warriors are teaming up for a comprehensive guide for teens, written from the perspective of a couple of creepy old guys. According to insiders, O'Reilly gives valuable dating advice for young boys in chapters such as "Helping Her Relax… by feeding her wine intravenously." But this book doesn't play it safe. The authors, who both profess to be "looking out for kids," tackle the tough issues. And while masturbation techniques are often considered taboo topics for mainstream authors, these two traditionalists grab the subject by the balls. From O'Reilly's story of his vibrator that's.............